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Saw this one on damnrelatable.tumblr.com and was just like ...damn it is relatable! Because I love food. I fucking love food, that's just the way it is! I can make a million vows to never eat sweet stuff again and then walk by a bakery and be like:

And just have a damn calorie orgy. The best orgy there is.

And the only thing todays ideal has done to me is give me a little guilt that I enjoy pigging out so damn much. Fuck yeah, gonna be chubby until I die. Sorry for the outburst of randomness, I just fucking love my damn food.